Sunday, 30 January 2011

Word to the Kraken

Once every hundred thousand years or so, where the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow there will be a poo that you must know. This is the very essence of this turd - like my reactions to the mighty cock poo I had to stare for a few moments and contemplate the notion that such amazement had come out of me. The release itself was a testamant to the greatness of the kraken in that it was so modest as to be produced not warranting my attention - only to imply it was 3 minor shits coming out of me.

I sat on the basin releasing one plop after another expecting nothing more than a standard uninteresting poo to be left in the basin - not worthy of my time, the though crossing that the poo would even be a mess, but no! - the kraken stared back at me and said "YES, I AM YOUR SPAWN".

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