Saturday 19 February 2011

Collateral Damage

This installment demonstrates truly what occurs when one is distracted during work and attempts to multi task two items at once. You see to relieve oneself without the hassle of clearing the body afterwards it is necessary to be totally focused however this cannot be achieved whilst in the presence of another casually attempting the same task with no understanding of how it should be correctly achieved.

The resulting turd is chaos, a series of disconnected lumps which form no model and hold no disposition within the bounds of the throne which they have been spawned into. I am forever troubled by poos which compose themselves in this manner as it implies that I have let myself down and was unworthy of possessing such and incredible method for removing waste.

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